Trekking to the mailbox and back? Don't forget your Over the Hill Combat Hat — a survival hat that makes you a charter member of the Old Timers Association. Well-constructed, fully lined, and featuring faux accoutrements like "high potency vitamins" and "super laxatives," this black polyester fabric hat is the ultimate evidence of your many years of existence. One size Over the Hill Combat Hat fits most adult heads, with or without hair.